
The length of their skirts might rival the length of Virginia Woolf’s sentences, but the Amish fashion show simply can’t top Mrs. But their fashion sensibilities rival Dwight Schrute’s-he, the angry beet farmer. I can attest, from experience, that the Amish make delicious bread, and they are extremely friendly people. Dalloway, you’ve got nothing on the sloth.Ĥ. Though your love of reading might suffer from temporary paralysis while reading Mrs. It’s already a sloth, which pretty much sucks. But that sadness and boredom is no match for a paralyzed sloth. Dalloway manages to draw out emotion, that emotion is sadness.

So at least the Tupperware convention has that going for it. But here’s the thing: At least you can people watch, and think about those possibilities! Thousands of men and women who traveled hundreds of miles to hear about the new 5-piece pantry set only offered in goldenberry and passion red. The only thing more boring than a Tupperware convention must be the keynote at said convention. The keynote speech at a Tupperware convention vs. But, all across the country, young Republicans are strolling into hair salons asking for “The Mitt.” Top that, Woolf.Ģ. Virginia Woolf might have been one of the pioneers of stream-of-consciousness writing.

Let’s see how the following things stack up versus Mrs. So to better explain my thoughts on this novel, I thought I’d take some time to compare it to 10 other boring things. So much so, that it’s currently ranked 46 out of the first 46 novels I’ve read from Time Magazine’s All-Time 100 novels.
